Caption the screenshots!

[Der_Neuevenmenschen]

And this brings us to our next lesson kids, don't smoke crack!

Whoever gets the reference receives multiple cookies.

 

[DracoMan]

Paul: Don't forget to register and pick up your Duel Disks, because exactly one week from tod--
*slice*
Paul: AAH! My finger! It came clean off! Someone call an ambulance!

Ash: What a digital dummy!


Should I bother explaining the reference?

 

[Kamex]

Jessie and James look different. Plastic surgery wasn't a good idea; now they act and look ridiculous!

 

[Instrutilus]

Jessie: Someone used their first post say something positive about Instrutilus, didn't they?
James: Yes, and now reality is ending.

 

[Agent_Kir]

Ash: Wow... A Shaymin!
Narrator: I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!

{Why does he? Get a cookie!}

 

[DracoMan]

James: For those of you who are unfamiliar with the rules, I'm going to explain them in great detail. You start by shuffling your deck--

Random person: Bo-ring!

James: Who said that? Who the [bleep] said that? I'm warning you, I'm not starting this tournament until someone owns up. Now who said it?

Random person: Sorry. That was me. My bad.

James: Get the hell out of my city.

*footsteps*

James: Good.

 

[Eitarou]

Sure is Yu gi oh Abriged in here guys!

Viewer: Damn logo!

always blocking the good stuff!

 

[Marik]

As long as we're posting YGOTAS references...

James: Kill your family... kill your family... kill your family...
Ash: Must... kill... family...

 

[Instrutilus]

James: Guess what?
Ash: What?
Jessie: We said guess, though you'll never guess what we did last night!
Dawn: Oh
Brock: Arceus
Meowth: We play'd Card games on Motorcycles!
Ash, Dawn and Brock: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[Mijumaru]

Jessie James-kissed skin so hot, we'll melt your popsicle!

 

[AuraSoul93]

Iris: Yeah, I don't wear a short skirt! So what!?
Ash: I w-was just asking.......

PWNED!!!!!

Mijumaru: ~CARAMELLDANSEN!!!~

 

[TPJerematic]

Paul: ..... I'm not about to make a Gurren Lagen reference .... I'm above that.

 

[Michael Plumsen]

(AuroraLanturn) I swear, the animation reminds me of several anime between the mid-1980s through the early 1990s...

(Omega) You got that right...

(Both) Surrender now, or prepare to DIE, loser!

(Omega) Grey Sword! (slashes Team Rocket) And my job here is done.

 

[DracoMan]

Brock: My name is Marik, and I am in charge of the most feared anime organization known to man.

Ash: The Samurai Pizza Cats?

Brock: Yes...wait, no! Not the [EFF]king Samurai Pizza Cats! I'm talking about the Rare Hunters! And with their help, I shall steal that which is most precious to you.

Ash: You'll never claim my Millennium Puzzle!

Brock: Who said anything about your Puzzle? I want your screen time. That's far more valuable than your [EFF]king Puzzle.

 

[Mijumaru]

Brock WHERE'S MY COOKIE...

 

[Der_Neuevenmenschen]

Brock: Get in the **** van, I have cookies!

 

[CrazyYanmega]

Iris: Yeah, I don't wear a short skirt! So what!?
Ash: I w-was just asking.......

Actually, that's something I noticed. I think she beats out Dawn in the Short Skirt category. I think that those white things she's wearing are stockings. Which means that she is indeed wearing the shortest skirt (right under the bow).

 

[DracoMan]

Spoilered for PG-13ness.

Spoiler

Ash: Are you my wang, G?

Surge: Yes, I am Colonel Wang.

Ash: Can I touch you?

DracoMan (watching): *chuckles* It is funny because "wang" means "penis."

 

[AuraSoul93]

Actually, that's something I noticed. I think she beats out Dawn in the Short Skirt category. I think that those white things she's wearing are stockings. Which means that she is indeed wearing the shortest skirt (right under the bow).

You really think so? I thought it was just some veil-ish thing that could be taken on & off, which I thought why the bow was there & that the white was pants (skinny jeans) tbh. Though I can see what you mean.

 

[Mijumaru]

Mijumaru, AKA the narrator It was a dark and stormy day on the 29th, and gym leaders Brock and Misty, along with their homie Ash, greet Surge and his homies in the Vermillion Gym for the Vermillionth time.

Surge Ash, my man! It's you!!
Misty Surgie Baby, when was the last time you put on deodorant?
Surge ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
Brock We're waiting, don't make us use the Surge button on Google!
Surge A pun? Seriously? Now?
Ash When did you put it on? Don't make us consult Gary Motherf***ing Oak!
Misty Come on, I'm not gonna Raichu a love song until you tell us, Surgie Baby! Don't be shy, we got you an unlimited supply of roll-on deodorant at the convenient convenience store!
Surge More puns? And can you stop calling me Surgie Baby?
Twerps and Surge's homies WHEN!?
Surge ...four Gliscor and seven Leers ago?

Mijumaru, AKA the narrator And the twerps and Surge's homies cried Wee Wee Wee all the way home.