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Corrupt a Wish v2

Granted. Axe now rules the world because their commercial was right.

I wish for telekinetic powers that I can control.
 
Granted. A ghost possesses you and forces you to use your powers to slam a table on your head.

I wish the new Godzilla movie had more action from Godzilla.
 
Granted, Pokemon never advanced past Gen I so there are now no genwunners at all.

I wish that the Human Instrumentality Project was a success.
 
Granted. It closes within a week.

I wish for better trains on the train line I travel on.
 
Granted, your live in a beautiful, crime-free neighborhood with extremely rude, loud neighbors.

I wish I was a manticore.
 
Granted, you become the pet Manticore of a powerful Warlock who has you declawed and keeps you around for entertainment.

I wish I was a Lich.
 
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Granted but you end up like the zombie pirates from Pirates of the Caribbean.

I wish it wasn't so hot today.
 
Granted. Enjoy Absolute Zero temperatures.

I wish I can remember to save my progress in a game when I reach critical plot points.
 
Granted, but your handheld/console starts shutting off, preventing you to do so.

I wish I didn't have to go back to school tomorrow.
 
Granted but now porn ads will spontaneously appear on your computer which you can't hide.

I wish this humidity would go away.
 
Granted, but in turn, it will be blistering HOT!!!!

I wish I had Fire Emblem: Awakening.................. :'(
 
Granted, but I sneak in and take it to my other FE: Awakening. >:D

I wish I wouldn't have to take my chem test on Thursday.
 
Granted but it will be twice as long and three times as hard when you do take it.

I wish the next season of Criminal Minds would come sooner.
 
Granted. They cancel the series after the season.

I wish this thread would close so that no one could corrupt my wish.
 
Granted. This forum is now shut down indefinitely.

I wish I don't have to endure annoying ads.
 
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