So, a/n [insert Pokemon's name] walked into a bar... (please read post 1 before posting)

[Greninjaman]

Hello! Here is a game that I remembered from another Pokemon forums. I give credit where it's due. I hope I checked that there are no versions of this already...

Here are the rules:
1: Please follow all rules of the forums
2: Please refrain from any inappropriate/racist/gender-insulting jokes. Also, please watch your language and try to keep this as PG as possible.
3: Follow the F&Gs as well as the Bulbagarden Forum rules
4: Keep it relevant to Pokémon

With that out of the way, here is how you play this game:
Person 1: So, a Pikachu walks into a bar…
Person 2: And gets chased by a horde of fan girls! So a Magikarp flops into a bar…
Person 3: and gets kicked out for being weak! So, a Charmander walks into a bar…
And so on.

Now then, I'll start: So, an Arceus walked into a bar...

 

[Lauralegal]

And created the world. So, an Eevee walked into a bar...

 

[NMLewis]

and had a Thunderstone thrown at it, so a Jolteon walked out. So, a Seviper slithered into a bar...

 

[TRNatalie]

and got in a fight with a Zangoose. So a Glaceon walked into a bar...

 

[LazySpy]

And ordered a glass of water... Then froze it with his breath.

So a Mimkyu walks into a bar...

 

[TRNatalie]

...And "accidentally" trips a Pikachu. So a Yanmega zips into a bar...

 

[Greninjaman]

and uses ancient power when he does not get what he wants, evolving in the process.

So, a Kyorge enters a bar...

 

[LazySpy]

And makes Project Azoth a reality!

So a Greeninja walks into a bar....

 

[Greninjaman]

and walks up to the bartender and asks: "Can you get me some water?" He asked. "Shuriken!" The bartender replied.

So, a Primal Groudon stomped into a bar...

 

[NMLewis]

and everyone's drinks instantly evaporated. So, a Dusclops materialised into a bar...

 

[TRNatalie]

...And accidentally absorbed one of the bartenders. So a Popplio scoots into a bar...

 

[Greninjaman]

And puts on a show for everyone!

So, Giratina enters a bar...

 

[KenderCharmeleon]

and there was a palpable uneasiness. So, a Charmeleon enters a bar...

 

[LazySpy]

And he sees Damian. Nuff' said.
So, a Spinda swirls into a bar......

 

[Icy Wind]

And tells everybody how it sucks compared to his café.

So, an Emolga flies to a bar...

 

[MegaPod]

The bartender immediately fixes him an apple martini.
Said bartender attends a sensitivity training class the next day.

So, a Barbaracle walks into a bar...

 

[LazySpy]

And gets hit by a Bulbasaur's Vine Whip.

So, a Claydol walks into a bar....

 

[TRNatalie]

...And got dizzy from spinning around. So, a Wailord enters a bar...

 

[KenderCharmeleon]

The bar never been the same again.

A Jigglypuff enters a bar. .

 

[Greninjaman]

And sang everyone to sleep! Then it scribbled on everyone's faces and stormed off.

So, a Joltik entered a bar...