What Would You Do For A Klondike Bar?

[HexagonStephen]

The Rules are simple:

First poster asks the question, and gives the next poster a hypothetical to get a Klondike bar.

P1) What would you do for a Klondike bar? Would you travel with Ask Ketchun for a year?

P2) Yes or No!
What you do, etc etc.

And so on.

Please try to keep the tasks appropriate and nonviolent. Nothing vulgar.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Would you let yourself be hugged by a Muk?

 

[Pastellorama]

Nope, no chance that's icky =P!

What Would You Do for a Klondike Bar? Would you jump into a random tourist's photo?

(Now, how do we abbreviate this one... WWYDFKB? WWYDKB? Klondike Bar?)

 

[HexagonStephen]

I love Photo Bombs! So, yes!

WWYDFAKB? would you sniff a dog's butt?

 

[AlexandraTheZoroark]

No way, José!

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Would you ski down Mount Everest at 100 mph?

 

[Pastellorama]

No, I would not (I am such a pansy!)

WWYDFAKB? Would you get a tattoo?

 

[AlexandraTheZoroark]

No, I leik my skin the way it is

WWYDFAKB? Would you read nothing but Shakespeare all day?

 

[Aetheria]

I would

WWYDFAKB? Would you eat an animal's crap?

 

[Pastellorama]

^Ninja'd!

NOOOOO. No.

WWYDFAKB? Would you go to school dressed as a Pokémon?

 

[AlexandraTheZoroark]

Not gonna happen. At all.

WWYDFAKB? Would you walk around with a pair of shorts on you head?

 

[Aetheria]

Oh God no.

WWYDFAKB? Would you go around telling everyone you caught Pikachu and met Ash?

 

[HexagonStephen]

OF COURSE! Ain't no shame in that.

WWYDFAKB? Would you waster a master ball on a Bidoof?

 

[Pastellorama]

If I had nothing to do with my spare time, yes.

WWYDFAKB? Would you pick up a wild mouse?

 

[Agent K]

Yes.

WWYDFAKB? Would you spam smilies in a thread created by a mod? (with no actual text)

 

[Mintaka]

Nah. xD

WWYDFAKB? Would you run three laps around a football field for it? (Works for either association or Americal football)

 

[AlexandraTheZoroark]

No, cuz I'll probably be dead once I finish (I'm not a very good runner)

WWYDFAKB? Would you babysit 8 babies at once?

 

[Pastellorama]

No, but I would beat my head against a wall if I had to D8

WWYDFAKB? Would you kiss a frog >3<

 

[Julum]

No way!

WWYDFAKB? Would you erase all your save files in your video games?

Edit: Ninja'd, but it still makes sense.

 

[Kavidun]

NOPE.

WWYDFAKB? Would you eat 12million KBs?

 

[Pastellorama]

Nope, because it'd totally defeat the point XD.

WWYDFAKB? Would you let a little kid on your computer without supervision??

 

[Mintaka]

NEVER! (Hands off my PC! XD)

WWYDFAKB? Would you clean your school's bathrooms?