Fortunately and Unfortunately

[Peridorito]

The game is simple. We start a story, and one person posts in it negatively, then another person posts and creates a positive to the negative, while continuing the story, then another person posts negatively and creates a problem, etc.

E.g.
We decided to bake a pie.
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Unfortunately, we can't cook.
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Fortunately, I bought a cooking tips booklet.
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Unfortunately, it's in Italian.
etc.

So I'll start a story:

I want to get a new job.

 

[Maniacal Engineer]

Okay, interesting idea, I'll Bite.

Unfortunately, I have absolutely no useful skills in anything whatsoever.

 

[Lugia trainer]

Fortunately I have been taking programming classes.

 

[Berrenta]

Unfortunately, none of the available jobs needed my programming expertise.

 

[Peridorito]

Fortunately, I won a huge prize in the lottery and now have enough money to live for 100 years without a job.

 

[Steel_Justice]

Unfortunately my mom is a gambling addict and lost it all in virtual poker.

 

[jackatlasred]

Fortunately they just called me for an interview

 

[Snowy]

Unfortunately they only speak Japanese

 

[Enzap]

Fortunately my sister also speaks fluent Japanese

 

[Snowy]

Unfortunately, she's getting married on the otherside of the world on that day.

 

[Chidamari Sketch]

Fortunately, we at least don't have to deal with the Japanese mafia this time.

 

[jackatlasred]

Unfortunately we have to deal with the Italian one.

 

[Snowy]

Fortunately, at least i have chicken.

 

[Wispy Willow]

Unfortunately, said chicken gave me food poisoning.

 

[Snowy]

Fortunately, my brother is a doctor.

 

[Poke.]

NINJAS!
Unfortunately, he is the Medic from TF2

 

[Snowy]

Fortunately, the food poisoning gave me super powers.

 

[ArvAl]

The bad news is, my body is now a self destructive bomb.

 

[Wispy Willow]

Fortunately, I have a Pokémon with Damp.

 

[Snowy]

Unfortunately, it fainted.