wrong answers to pokemon questions

[L4PR4S]

got this from serebii, anyway the person above you thinks of a pokémon-related question and you have to think of a completely wrong answer to it, then think of a question yourself

Spoiler: an example

A: Who invented the Poke Ball?

B: Obviously, Red invented the Poke Ball! What is the strongest Pokemon in existence?

C: Magikarp! What Pokemon was the mascot of Pokemon Crystal?

D: Isn't it obvious, Giratina! What generation is the best generation?

credit to Superteletubbies64 for the idea of this thread

anyway I'll start: what was the first Pokémon game?

 

[EternalPokéFanGirl]

Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Sky, obviously...

Who is the strongest Pokémon trainer?

 

[skywaffles]

Youngster Joey




Strongest Normal type

 

[L4PR4S]

pidgey, of course

where do you get your bicycle?

 

[EternalPokéFanGirl]

Distortion World's Bicycle Shop, their bikes are out of this world.

Strongest Legendary?

 

[skywaffles]

obviously sandshrew duh




weakest pokemomn

 

[vmario]

Mega Mewtwo X

Who is the first Dark-type Gym Leader?

 

[EternalPokéFanGirl]

Our Queen of Darkness Valerie of course.

Who is the nicest human character?

 

[Okido]

Ghetsis, no question. Remember that scene where he was frolicking in the flowers with all those Lillipup? What a nice guy.

How do I evolve my Pikachu into Raichu?

 

[vmario]

Win a battle in Power Plant

What is the name of the first episode of the anime?

 

[skywaffles]

Pidove I choose you!



#1 in the pokedex?

 

[EternalPokéFanGirl]

Zarude, that's common knowledge.

What is the ugliest Pokémon?

 

[vmario]

Eevee, that's very disgusting

The latest Pokemon revealed ever?

 

[skywaffles]

Crabominable, how did you not know that



What is a red pokemon?

 

[PurplePopplio]

Vaporeon. It's so red that it's completely blue.

Which Gym Leader is the cutest?

 

[vmario]

Opal, the cutest granny

Any tips for battling Cynthia?

 

[Thunderr]

You just need to delete the game that's it.

How to heal a Pokémon?

 

[PurplePopplio]

Place it in the PC and delete all your PC data.

How do I get a Ditto?

 

[DawningWinds]

Release all your Pokémon, and you'll get a free Ditto when you try to walk into the tall grass.

How do I evolve Eevee into Espeon?

 

[Nicolas721]

Flip your console upside down at 11:34 am on Poni Canyon while knowing the move Baddy Bad. Be careful because if you do it at 11:35 it'll evolve into Bewear.

Who loves Serena in the anime?