Stupidest nickname you ever gave to a Pokemon

[chimera]

I nicknamed my Kingler "Mr. Krabs."
Then I realized Mr. Krabs was a girl.

 

[redyakuza]

I caught a wobuffet and named it ALLUCANEAT o_o

 

[Milkapoke]

I named my Giratina Flappy-Ki.

And my Azumarill KillBill. I don't think it ever won a battle.

 

[Oswin]

Nicknamed a Gastly Ripper once, when I was really young. Gastly can't rip!

 

[Composer]

Most of nicks I give my Pokemon are either funny or insults to them.
I named my very first starter ever, Cyndaquil Kenjac which translated to english would be donkey (simmilar to ass actually.)
Named my Ditto Lady Gaga,Reshiram Porn Star and Dialga Poser. I also have a tendency of naming hard-to-catch stuff Idiot, Moron, Verydumb etc.

 

[Shiny Staraptor]

Named a foongus cocaine, because it's, you know, a mushroom and they are asscosiated with drugs

 

[TFSpock]

I named a Rattata "Mousey". My sister's friend forced me to catch it and name it. I released it shortly after she left.

 

[Fair Verona]

Oh god... during my R/S/E days, I gave over 3/4s of my pokemon the stupidest names ever, on purpose. I can't remember all of them but here are a couple
Lunatone: I LUV FORK
Sandshrew: Lanterney
Dodrio: 1,2,3
Octillery: AAAAAAAA
Gulpin: Fat Ass
There are more, I just can't remember most of them

 

[Pyrax]

At one point I've had:

• An Oddish named "GASSY"
• A Shroomish, also named "GASSY"
• A Pikachu named "SOCKS"
• A Swampert named "AQUAKING"
• A Ralts named "Feeler"

I don't know what I was thinking at the time.

 

[Zenax]

In my playthrough of Diamond, I have a Luxray named Simba, and a Staraptor named Nugget.

 

[Sieghart]

I named my Unown, "P".
Shortly after, I noticed it was actually an F Unown.

 

[TPJerematic]

Gurderr - tinycawk

Machoke - n'hischckn (as in Machoke-ing his chicken)

Zekrom - JoeyWheelr ... My sister made me do it ... said something about Yu-Gi-Oh ... i don't really care

Chansey - Bait

Mewtwo - Snuggles

Garbador - God No

Trubbish - Yes

Onix (female) - It'sagirl?

Bibarel - The Bitch

Arceus - Haruhi (Suzumiya)

 

[Julum]

Trubbish: PU!
And every Pokemon that I had a difficulty to catch hard2catch.

 

[Drakon]

Scolipede was named Fattypede.

I have no idea what the hell I was thinking when I came up with that name.

 

[Flareth]

Gawd, how many times have I caught a Rattata and named him Mouser? Oh, and let's not forget Fxxker the Chatot(COULDN'T CATCH HIM?!), McCopy the Ditto(It's true, though), Flareth the soon-to-be Flareon(I'm narssicistuc, sue me), Munna the Drowzee(It was before BW came out, come on!), and Lurkolem the Golurk(Wow, rearrange the etymology? You sly lil' twerp).

 

[Italy]

I named a glameow "gattino" or "kitty"

 

[zrper]

I have 2:
Hydreigon:LOL3HEADZ
Venomoth:O Hai

 

[Epilepsy]

Named my Murkrow theKr0W
and Wobbuffet Ffetffet.

 

[Fennel]

Holy crap I have tons. I still name my pokes dumb things to this day.

But only one comes to mind right now:

Geoy the Geodude

 

[The Knights of Wario Land]

I have too many dumb names to count, but the one that stands out as the worst I actually found in my distant friend's copy of Ruby. He...

named his Skarmory "NYEKKKKKK"
named his Lv. 53 Beautify "Baby"
named his Voltorb "."