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...How Tough Are Ya?
 
How tough am I?

I watched Toy Story 3.

So?

And I didn't cry once.
 
How tough am I?

I listened to an entire Michael Bolton song without stabbing my eardrums.
 
How tough am I?

I gave birth while fighting a bear, and I didn't even flinch.
 
How tough am I?

I survived Friday by Rebecca Black.
 
How tough am I?
After chafing off most of the skin on my fingers, I still rode a horse for another ten minutes.
 
How tough am I?

I fell and hit a metal rail with my shin, denting the rail and leaving me with a small scratch on my shin.
 
How tough am I?

I had my hair on fire once.

So?

And I kept on rocking like a boss.
 
Actually, I am tough. How tough?

When I was little, I fell from a good 8-9 feet and banged my head on a pretty large flower pot destroying it completely. Lost some blood but a true story. Still have the mark of the stitches to prove it.
 
How tough am I?

I headbutted my sister real hard and it didn't hurt me at all.
 
How tough am I?

I only use a Farfetch'd and Luvdisc in battle. Win every time.
 
How tough am I?

When I was five I hit my eye on the corner of a table, and I didn't even wake up
 
how tough am i?

I KILLED CHUCK NORRIS!!! TWICE!!!!
 
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